dear mr. postman

uhh boy!  i have a glitch in my postal mail being sent to my office!!  thank you eimi for the time and gas in bringing over your mail the other day.  if any of you have sent mail to me over the last week or so, expect to have that back in your mail boxes as undeliverable.  ive notified some of you, but if i missed anyone, this is why!!  they “say” it should be cleared up in the next week.